the alarming similarities between an avocado and a lawyer

avocat(e): nm/f; barrister (brit), lawyer
avocat: nm; avocado (pear)
- collins french dictionary and grammar, essential edition (in colour!)

both an avocado and a lawyer have thick, green skins. they each have mushy interiors and a hard centre. they work well as a spread on toast or as a tasty addition to a salad. it can also be said that when choosing either an avocado or a lawyer, they must not be too soft at the beginning or else they will not keep.

for your enjoyment, i have also compiled a list of the more interesting yogurt flavours one can find at a local french supermarket:

- pineapple
- prune
- plum
- fig
- grapefruit
- lemon
- muesli
- coconut
- rhubarb

also, in the 'foreign foods' aisle, you will find these foreign delicacies:

- nacho chips and salsa
- peanut butter
- pancake mix and real maple syrup (at outrageous prices!)
- soja sauce
- fluff

um... the end.